Get Off My Turd

Get Off My Turd

Get Off My Turd

Homeowner Devises Masterfully Passive-Aggressive Way To Shame People Who Don't Pick Up Their Dogs' Poop, Listening To What English Would Sound Like If It Were Phonetically Consistent Will Break Your Brain, This Miracle Headrest Will Soothe Your Neck Pain In 10 Minutes, Rangers Pull Off An Extremely Weird, Rare Triple Play, We Can't Stop Watching This Cat's Attempt To Jump Onto The Roof Go Completely Wrong, Don Cheadle Rehashes Mark Ruffalo's Major 'Infinity War' Spoiler Slip The Daily Digg Friday, August 17, 2018 WHO'S ON TURD Homeowner Devises Masterfully Passive-Aggressive Way To Shame People Who Don't Pick Up Their Dogs' Poop digg.com ​Tired of people leaving their dogs' poop on your curb? Here's your solution. SINCERE APOLOGIES TO ENGLISH LEARNERS Listening To What English Would Sound Like If It Were Phonetically Consistent Will Break Your Brain digg.com This is somewhere between Scottish, Jamaican and Elvish. DIGG PICKS SPONSORED This Miracle Headrest Will Soothe Your Neck Pain In 10 Minutes indiegogo.com All you have to do is lay down. That's it. The C-Rest neck support helps you release tension, improve posture and relieve stress in 10 minutes. It's like an on-demand neck rub. And if that sounds good to you at all, then now would be a good time to back their Indiegogo campaign. IT'S CONFUSING, BUT IT COUNTS Rangers Pull Off An Extremely Weird, Rare Triple Play digg.com As Deadspin points out, this is the first triple play where the batter hasn't been one of the outs since 1912! WHAT GOES UP WILL IMMEDIATELY COME DOWN We Can't Stop Watching This Cat's Attempt To Jump Onto The Roof Go Completely Wrong digg.com Wuzzy the cat had a dream, and like so often happens in life, he did not achieve his dream. DUDE Don Cheadle Rehashes Mark Ruffalo's Major 'Infinity War' Spoiler Slip digg.com Mark will never be able to do press for any movie ever again. Get more stories on Digg.com A MAD RUSH We're very relieved that these short-sighted drivers in India made it across safe and sound. Credit: Jojo Varghese via Storyful Digg iOS app   •   Digg Android app Twitter   •   Facebook   •   Tumblr   •   YouTube Advertise on Digg digg.com   •   Unsubscribe © 2018 Digg Inc. 50 Eldridge St, NY, NY 10002